You've found the Lost Expedition!

(No women were involved in its failing. They had more sense.)

From the halls of some dark tavern to the shores of the great blue sea, the intrepid Lost Expedition crew haunts every tiki watering hole from here to there and everywhere. You'll find 

Langdon “Fitz” McCoy slurping down a Jet Pilot,

Sir Nigel Norrington Pembroke perusing menus for a worthy Missionary's Downfall,

Prof. Emeritus Reginald B. Cuxley seeking the ever-elusive Jungle Bird, and

Brigadier Percival Redgrave, Esq. III (Retired) pounding down a Suffering Bastard. 

With the preorder, you'll receive the presence of Gavin "Idaho" Pratt, an adventurer on the hunt for the best Mai Tai in all the lands. Gavin will not be available in the regular crew.

Our Lost Expedition impaled skull swizzle sticks are all hand painted and sealed in a food safe polymer.

Frequently asked questions

Who's included in this lineup?

All 5 of the pictured explorers - Langdon "Fitz" McCoy, Sir Nigel Norringtono Pembroke, Prof. Emeritus Reginald B. Cuxley, Brigadier Percival Redgrave, Esq. III (Retired), and Gavin "Idaho" Pratt.

When will they ship?

We anticipate these will ship March 24. We are moving warehouses - this date may change.

Can I wash these?

Yes, they are coated in food safe epoxy resin that you can safely wash by hand.