Avast! Pirates have washed ashore!

Ye can stop your clamoring now, the mateys are here to join yer crew.

Straight from the shores of TikTok (iykyk, if you don't watch now!), Captain Marrow-Gold and mate One-Eyed Wishbone are ready to explore the depths of landbound drinkery. Won't you take them on a new adventure?

We hear you asking, "Why is he called One-Eyed Wishbone when he has no eyes?"

No eye-dea.

(And he refuses to tell us. Maybe he'll tell you.)

Our Pirate Bonehead impaled skull swizzle sticks are all hand painted and sealed in a food safe polymer.

Frequently asked questions

Can I purchase individually?

You sure can!

Can I wash these?

Yes, they are coated in food safe epoxy resin that you can safely wash by hand.

Can I return these?

They are considered a special print, so unfortunately they are not returnable. We will be happy to fix any issues arising from shipping or manufacturing mishaps.